*Posted this in an old blog on an social site. Wanted to repost it because I think it is right up there with the works of Hemingway and Hefner.
It’s official: Britney Spears vagina has swallowed her and everyone else’s sanity. For fuck sake people we flock to her snatch like everyone did to Jennifer Anniston’s hair style in the late 90’s.
“Gee, wonder what her puss is gonna look like this week”
“Oh did you see it, it has layers and highlights!”
I mean the thing looks like she has been feeding it fried chicken and moonpies!
Imagine a society of women sporting the “Spears”. ~ shiver ~
